How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

sociopathicassbutt:

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

Wait, can you drown in the healing fountain?
The party, asking the important questions. (via wildstuckcraft)

thezapandtroyadventures:

Challenge modes.

theater-kid-probs:

The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]

This is cool and creepy at the same time

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday